Rnr Demotivational Poster
WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!
IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.
3.14159265358979323846ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ - Have some! Share some! Anywhere.
1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!
PRADA - Not only the devil wears it
-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong
EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are
THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.
1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help
CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal
9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826
29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football
FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived
ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.
TOKIO HOTEL - you cannot hear their "music" because of all the emo boys fapping over this guy
FINALLY... - I can log off now
9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)
1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?
* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours.
TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you.
DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.
GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs
~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.
KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE
1964 - A good year for guys in gowns
MODS - You can customise your game any way you like
~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC
PROOF - This is your brain on drugs @ Colorado Cannabis Convention
~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO
THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion
FAILBLOCKS - . No comment
FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...
ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.
UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these
GIRLS - A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight. ~~Bess Truman
OH BOBBY - That was fun, you are almost as good as daddy.
BULLIES - Some are born that way.
ATTENTION - The things on has to do when you are a second rate superhero...
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character
WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles
KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots
THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.
ACTING - shy and innocent Men keep falling for it
CHUCK NORRIS - Can divide by zero we cant, so just stop here 1/0
CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?
NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.
4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.
PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"
ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.
WHERE IS HE? - Where is this Chuck Norris y'all so exited about?
COME ON ALLREADY - go on! wash you car! park it outside! i can't hold this shit forever!
OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.
CHAVSPOTTING - Everyone can do it
POSER - Chav dressing kit available now
~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution
FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow
DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.
-=* THE AIRFORCE *=- - You can rely on them to get you there by road if necessairy
NOW - There'll be bricks a'plenty! But i'ld run if i were you!
NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.
WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect
WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO
ELECTRICITY - Our one source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me
WORDPLAY - Pink Floyd Back Catalogue Motifake / Cubbybear style
BUNGEE OR BONDAGE - "A dirty mind is a joy forever"
IF YOU BUILD IT, ... - 1980: NamCo released PacMan. 1989: NBC aired BayWatch. -- Someone had to bridge the gap --
HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables
PRO-ACTIVE - Spend money now to save you from embarrassment later.
THE ABYSS - Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you. ~~~Nietzsche
DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell
PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.
CHAVSPOTTING - it is an aquired skill
GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there!
CHUN-LI AND CAMMY - Many a boys first wet dream since 1994
WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.
SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment
COLUMBIAN MARCHING POWDER - Making things move on since 1855
HOODIES - it doesn't matter that you are a MENSA member, wearing this still makes you look like trash
THE DIFFERENCE - -+- (a golden oldie)
PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)
SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.
TREKKIES - Decades of dog-breeding troubles finally paid off. a tribble.
~ TOMBRAIDER ~ - More then a decade in the making, still ignoring worldwide requests for one-handed game"play"
NOTHING SEEMS TO FIT - Raindrops keep fallin' on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me
TUNNEL ENTRANCE - All ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality
SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Nibiru, Global Warming, Monsters from the Dungeon Dimensions, ... For some the end is near For me: the best Dilbert ever
PAULINA - Who's gonna drive you home tonight
BRECHT - Well, show me the way to the next Whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why
NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better.
QUICK - Let's find Stallone to help us out of this broken tunnel
/ BLOODRAYNE / - The REAL reason why NAZI Germany lost the war.
CONTRAST - If you don't see it, you should adjust your monitor settings. Do NOT worry about the bricks
COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.
FACEPALM - one for every occasion
BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball Guns
FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath
REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton)
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