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Rnr Demotivational Poster


WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!


TAGS: rnr motifake periodic internet
Rating: 2.78/5

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5butjam - July 6, 2010, 8:23 am
I have this on a bag...
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thats cause this table is flawed


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


3.14159265358979323846… - Have some! Share some! Anywhere.


TAGS: pie rnr
Rating: 1.75/5

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superduper - April 29, 2009, 4:08 pm
it is cheesecake indeed.
bob - August 5, 2008, 4:39 pm
looks like cheeseake to me. Just say cheez!!!


1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

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Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


PRADA - Not only the devil wears it


TAGS: rnr prada sparta aaaaaa aaaaa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:44 am
Rather amusing.


-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong


TAGS: internet insomnia arguing rnr
Rating: 3.56/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:19 pm
I recognize myself :/ 5L


EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are


TAGS: evil bastards pigeons rnr
Rating: 2.3/5

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dfdffdfd - March 26, 2009, 1:42 pm
FLYING FEATHERED RATS!


THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help


TAGS: hurt feelings report rnr crybaby
Rating: 2.85/5

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AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)


CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal


TAGS: chav cultural impact chav scrabble surreal monopoly chavopoly rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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willowbrook - August 18, 2008, 10:49 am
What? no ASBO square?


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived


TAGS: eighties mullet removal end finally rnr
Rating: 2.66/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:08 am
HA! Funny one.


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the fuck out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


TOKIO HOTEL - you cannot hear their "music" because of all the emo boys fapping over this guy


TAGS: bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr
Rating: 1.81/5

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Billsexual - July 9, 2010, 6:57 am
Ahhh Bill's so smexy. I like the fact that's he's feminine.
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:40 am
really....... a guy?????
DunCan't - April 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
What, that's a guy?!
zxc - December 26, 2008, 6:32 pm
lol, every time i see that "guy" i have to laugh.... cmon, many people want to be know, but there are limits xD
Yoda - November 15, 2008, 10:31 am
Someone had to tell me this is a dude.
Lloyd - August 23, 2008, 6:48 am
Still say he resembles a lion... not a fierce one... more like one on drugs.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 10:51 pm
AGHH!! What the hell? Doesn't look like a chick at all in this photo. Too much heroin, maybe.


FINALLY... - I can log off now


TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
Achievement
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am
TL;DR


9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


TAGS: cia usa foreign politics allende pinochet rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?


TAGS: space 1999 moonbase alpha nuclear deposit rnr
Rating: 1.38/5

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KaiserJames - February 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Party like its 2012
noneya - November 26, 2008, 2:45 pm
2012 - it's stil coming...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 11:16 am
And what happened with the end of the world huh? They've been promising that since the dawn of men.
pro - August 6, 2008, 4:26 pm
And what happened to the space ody-me-howzit-spelled of 2001?


* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.


TAGS: wear sunscreen baz luhrmann rnr
Rating: 3/5

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HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)


ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours.


TAGS: orgasm fake problem rnr
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:29 am
HAHAHA- aPauling, you're actually right! I NEVER thought a guy would figure that out! I'm (seriously) in shock
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 1:22 am
ewwwwwwwww. That is not appealing.
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:03 am
One thing is certain: She sure ain't "faking" those TITS!
aPauling - July 28, 2008, 12:52 pm
FAKING IT: The nice way say stop already!


TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you.


TAGS: tekken punching women example talk back rnr
Rating: 2.76/5

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Yeo - April 26, 2009, 5:32 am
I can't believe some people...
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 2:56 pm
Falcon punch!
Captain Douchebag - August 10, 2008, 11:32 pm
Surprise abortion?
Captain Falcon - August 10, 2008, 10:57 pm
I taught him that move.


DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.




GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.


TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE


TAGS: knitting car cover rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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W - November 2, 2008, 8:06 pm
It would make a nice car cover for my Ferrari.
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:49 pm
typo in amAzing is totally my error, i won't blame the government or anyone else for it


1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


MODS - You can customise your game any way you like


TAGS: mods rnr halo holy
Rating: 2.08/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:36 am
Later, dude
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:34 am
Kept gettin nailed to the boards. Crash time. later moderator.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:33 am
Know why Jesus couldn't play hockey?
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:32 am
For Christians it gets you 2 of each animal and unlimited loaves and fishes.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
up down left right a b a b yarmulke select left right menorah. Gets you 2 kosher sausages and a burning bush.
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:28 am
:ast I checked, the Jews didn't need a cheat code.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:27 am
Game Modifications I assume. Profound eh!
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:25 am
?


~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC


TAGS: fowl full monty chickens kfc rnr
Rating: 1.37/5

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Agamemnon218 - November 7, 2008, 8:01 pm
Awww...chickies are sleeping! Adorable!


PROOF - This is your brain on drugs @ Colorado Cannabis Convention




~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO




THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


FAILBLOCKS - . No comment


TAGS: rnr tetris failblocks fallingblock
Rating: 3.5/5

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RnRollie - July 1, 2010, 7:40 pm
Cheers, i haven't been here for over a year (close to twwo actually), and i have to build up momentum again :) Most of my (old) stuff is tagged rnr
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 7:23 pm
Good for you for taking criticism so well RnR. It's to be expected at the beginning, use it to motivate yourself toward Quality posters. Quality over quantity is rule 1. Some of your stuff is pretty good, you already know which aren't.
RnRollie - July 1, 2010, 7:07 pm
its a -far fetched- play on falling blocks :S
CpnKangaroo - July 1, 2010, 6:55 pm
Dude, you had a great pic at your disposal, but you kinda ruined it with the caption


FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...


TAGS: face cake push rnr
Rating: 2.56/5

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ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.




UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these


TAGS: lamborghini miura sadness realisation rnr
Rating: 1.94/5

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Bort - July 6, 2009, 7:53 pm
barockeva has a small penis and is old to boot.
manicbranic - January 7, 2009, 3:14 pm
Lambos do everything better than Jags. And the fastest things on wheels are still cars.
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 12:19 pm
Manicbranic has a small penis. Now if this poster had a Jaguar XJ in it, then I would be more inclined to desire it.
Cars are for sissys - November 18, 2008, 10:50 am
Two wheels too many
manicbranic - November 18, 2008, 9:27 am
I wonder if any of the detractors of this pic have ever been sideways at 100mph on a track? I have. Nothing quite like it. These pedestrians can rant all they want. I know with surety that THEY dont know what the hell they're talking about.
Ford Taunus - November 7, 2008, 3:55 am
If your gonna name yourself after a car get it right eh?. The Miura is a beautiful car, if you cant see that it's you who has the disappointing life. Or maybe your a tree hugger..
Ford Taurus - November 6, 2008, 9:17 pm
superficial needs you have, a disappointing life you lead.
NrN - August 11, 2008, 7:03 am
Wtf?, something we agree on?
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:19 am
LOL. However, this is not about penis size.. it is about this being one of the most (if no THE most) beatifull cars ever made. And only a few 100 left. and priceless
Narutarded - August 10, 2008, 10:55 pm
BOUNDLESS JOY - The feeling you get when you realize that you do not want this car because you are not an INSECURE DOUCHE!!!


GIRLS - A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight. ~~Bess Truman




OH BOBBY - That was fun, you are almost as good as daddy.




BULLIES - Some are born that way.




ATTENTION - The things on has to do when you are a second rate superhero...


TAGS: power girl dc comics superheroes rnr
Rating: 2.65/5

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bOB cHIN - August 20, 2009, 3:36 pm
Second Rate!!! Just a consard minute, she is the offical mascot in these here parts, and as such, should be given a little more R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Weapon X - January 1, 2009, 1:07 am
ATTENTION - also what ONE has to do when ONE is typing ON instead of ONE...


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character


TAGS: character childhood trauma rnr
Rating: 2/5

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DADDY - August 18, 2008, 3:25 pm
good trauma


WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles


TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots


TAGS: tom bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr faggots twins
Rating: 1.89/5

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forseti - April 8, 2010, 8:48 am
the comments are much more funny than this bad drawed pic... AND NO, Tokio Hotel is so fuckin' NOT rock!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:22 am
Quiet child! The adults are Motifaking.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:50 am
wooow, you're sick dude. this is so not funny. you're such an idiot. you really have to much sparetime. seriously man, get a f*cking life. if this is what you do for fun, then you're just sad. i feel bad for you. get some help.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:26 am
no wonder people got angry! this is not okay at all!! and it is a insult against the brothers. and NOT normal! what the f*ck is wrong with you??!!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wow, people got rather angry in this one.
wow - November 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
you have a disturbing definition of amusing......
Zed - November 1, 2009, 1:08 pm
You have a strange definition of "rocks".
wow - November 1, 2009, 5:50 am
This is really disturbing I have to say. I can't believe someone found this amusing. Regardless of it being the twins...wow....to think that someone actually thought of this and found it amusing,so much more disturbing hen the actual content. BTW..TH rock
TO ME - August 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
okay you clown faggot go and get them....i call bullshit you fucking virgin queer.
to other kat - August 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
GO FUCK YOURSELF PUSSY
Other Kat - July 3, 2009, 8:39 pm
Duuuuude, not cool, not cool at all. Rape is soooo not funny, you could get in serious shit for putting this up. Who ever drew this, is a sick, sick creature, and most probably has raped and or abused someone, this is not cool.
Bill - June 14, 2009, 11:45 am
It is great; but would have been better if it was Bushido raping him! Do one with Bushido!
noddachance - May 21, 2009, 3:52 pm
I can't believe that this could be entertaining to anyone, in anyway shape, or form. Ignorance is not bliss, it's DANGEROUS!
kenny - April 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
the rape & woman beating on here doesn't bother me as much as the POS's don't filter out the lack of quality
RuSERIOUS? - April 18, 2009, 12:22 pm
Wow, this is redic. Rape is not something to joke about to giggle about CAUSE IT DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE... ya fuckin prick.
Me. - April 10, 2009, 1:08 pm
DUDE!?!?! WTF!? how the fuck can you allow shit like this to be posted??? this is some sick fucking shit... I'm half tempted to get the authorities to take a look at this site...
TH SUCKS - March 26, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol this is sooooo true!
Mandi - March 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
seriously thats not even funny! poor bill, and tom is def the hot one
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
0_0 !!!!!!
Shelby - January 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
*sigh* Poor Bill. I knew Tom would turn on him someday.... being the ugly twin and all...
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Damn I should NOT be getting turned on by that!
mcpoopersonfinklejew - November 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
Come on. His ass didn't bleed THAT much.


THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.




ACTING - shy and innocent Men keep falling for it


TAGS: acting shy innocent men fall rnr ellen muth
Rating: 1.68/5

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Ch. - August 8, 2008, 8:18 pm
That the girl from "Dead Like Me"? Cute cute cute.


CHUCK NORRIS - Can divide by zero we cant, so just stop here 1/0




CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?


TAGS: terrorists or freedom fighters ronald reagan rnr
Rating: 1.39/5

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lol - March 2, 2009, 12:51 am
lmaooo
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:19 am
Children: collateral damage.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
I'll say this nice and slow for you: If you aim at innocent civilians, you're a terrorist. If you aim at soldiers, you're a freedom fighter. If you aim at soldiers and hit civilians, you're French artillary.
Narutarded - July 28, 2008, 5:30 pm
Neither - they're hookah salesmen.


NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.




4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"




ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.


TAGS: letter queen uk usa message rnr
Rating: 3.43/5

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MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the fucking metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is gay
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how gay the british are.


WHERE IS HE? - Where is this Chuck Norris y'all so exited about?


TAGS: duke nukem chuck norris rnr
Rating: 3.23/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 4:29 pm
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
umpa - October 30, 2008, 4:22 pm
Chuck Norris, by the time you asked he could have killed you 10 times
Bacon - August 20, 2008, 4:31 pm
Lets just give up hope that Duke will ever be released.
Sean - August 8, 2008, 1:03 am
And don't ya just love the way he can lift at least a fraction of his own body weight on the TotalGym? He makes Christie Brinkley look like a girl. Oooooh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 12:57 am
Duke, I wouldn't pick on Chuck Norris if I were you. In the time since you've been gone, he did a few more years of Walker, Texas Ranger and a few movies. He's also become somewhat of a messiah figure. Whereas you are a no talent no show.


COME ON ALLREADY - go on! wash you car! park it outside! i can't hold this shit forever!


TAGS: seagull shit car wash rnr
Rating: 2.78/5

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Scorpio7 - December 24, 2008, 3:00 pm
"Allready?" No such word, Pilgrim...


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




CHAVSPOTTING - Everyone can do it


TAGS: chavspotting everyone rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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Charlie M - September 13, 2008, 10:09 pm
This is my wyffe. I will kill anyone who stepps/
Bill - August 27, 2008, 9:22 am
USA has these, too, only we got other names for them. Maybe "chav" will catch on.


POSER - Chav dressing kit available now


TAGS: poser chav building kit rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:14 pm
"Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming / Thirty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming"
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 5:10 pm
Please tell me this is real because I would SOO buy it just for the lulz. For the record, yes I know what Poser is and I use it.


~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution




FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow


TAGS: benjamin franklin rnr quote
Rating: 1.88/5

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Meep - June 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
"Be color blind; Don't be so shallow" Because only racists think The One is full of shit?
Katrina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 pm
Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la...
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 11:34 am
Be color blind; Don't be so shallow


DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.


TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

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dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.


-=* THE AIRFORCE *=- - You can rely on them to get you there by road if necessairy


TAGS: airforce by road rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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JamesAmievil - February 1, 2011, 12:20 am
NOPE! all fail, its a big f*ckin airplane
lunchmeat5000 - August 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
C-5, no doubt. There's 4 of them stationed at the airport here. Air National Guard. Make on hell of a racket when they fly over the house.
AirForceVet - August 13, 2009, 1:38 am
Sorry Dude, but it's certainly a C-5. Travis Tail by the looks of it. Fuselage is too elongated (not circular as the C-17) and the T-Tail is "uppercase". C-17 has a little bump at the top.
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:04 am
Oh wait! Did I nibble on the troll bait? Okay - okay - it's a Sopwith Camel, YEAH!!!
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:02 am
Again....C-5 Galaxy. Check up on your identification skills!
me - April 23, 2009, 6:15 am
nope C-17 dude
LogicDude - October 10, 2008, 10:13 am
Mmmmmm FAIL. More like a C-5 Galaxy Booyah.
Booyah - October 10, 2008, 5:17 am
Mmmmm C17 globemaster


NOW - There'll be bricks a'plenty! But i'ld run if i were you!


TAGS: alma bricks shitting now rnr fear
Rating: 1.73/5

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wtf...the ring? - October 15, 2009, 11:52 am
wtf am i supposed to see the girl in the back that looks like the girl from the ring of the fucker in the front flipping off the camera?


NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.


TAGS: rnr orwell sleep guard 1984
Rating: 4.68/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yes.


WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect




WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO




ELECTRICITY - Our one source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me


TAGS: rnr electricity omd
Rating: 3.67/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
My wife and I wore this costume for Halloween this last year.


WORDPLAY - Pink Floyd Back Catalogue Motifake / Cubbybear style




BUNGEE OR BONDAGE - "A dirty mind is a joy forever"




IF YOU BUILD IT, ... - 1980: NamCo released PacMan. 1989: NBC aired BayWatch. -- Someone had to bridge the gap --




HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables


TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy shit! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having sex!


PRO-ACTIVE - Spend money now to save you from embarrassment later.




THE ABYSS - Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you. ~~~Nietzsche




DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell




PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.


TAGS: princess tied michael jackson woods rnr
Rating: 2.7/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:57 am
so is your plan to hit up every MJ poster in his defence
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:55 am
This is gay MJ wouldnt hurt a fly!
PSA - November 2, 2008, 4:37 pm
thats actually a really good photoshop, if i hadn't seen the original i would have believed it
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:45 pm
I think Michael Jackson is laying a trap for R. Kelly.
GoForthAndDie - September 21, 2008, 3:38 am
Why? Nothing's gonna happen to her, Michael likes boys.


CHAVSPOTTING - it is an aquired skill


TAGS: chavspotting skill rnr
Rating: 2.47/5

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sklimp - July 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
A chav is a species of human being, fit only for the sewers from which they were born and raised.
QCSabotage - July 16, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry, Im American, but whats a Chav?
Chavspotter - September 3, 2008, 2:32 am
those are the best looking chavs i have ever seen.... and thats not saying much
Dude - August 16, 2008, 3:16 am
You know your culture's in trouble when the one with the hat's the PRETTY one.


GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.


TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there!


TAGS: when you see it imagination ocean rnr
Rating: 2.32/5

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leeebling - June 17, 2009, 9:26 am
Huh nothing aye, i swear i could see the sea and a large cloud formation.
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:20 am
Ninja-Ship 12-o-clock! How come nobody else notices it?
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:42 pm
I sea it!


CHUN-LI AND CAMMY - Many a boys first wet dream since 1994


TAGS: chun li cammy streetfighter rnr
Rating: 2.24/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - November 7, 2008, 11:14 am
Not mine, thank God.


WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.




SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment




COLUMBIAN MARCHING POWDER - Making things move on since 1855




HOODIES - it doesn't matter that you are a MENSA member, wearing this still makes you look like trash


TAGS: trash hoodies mensa ellen muth death like me rnr
Rating: 1.85/5

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HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Damn you, Motifake! You lied. Telling me to wait a few seconds then post again.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:39 pm
People wearing hoodies. This might be one of the oddest pet peeves I've seen in a while.
Silvermist - March 8, 2009, 10:24 pm
I think she's hott... I wonder what your dump looks like....
jimfromtx - August 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Trash? Nah, with that look on her face, she looks kinda evil. But still definitely hot.
TigerKid - August 8, 2008, 1:24 am
I think she looks kinda bad-ass with that on.
laura - August 8, 2008, 12:22 am
its a cloak not a hoodie


THE DIFFERENCE - -+- (a golden oldie)


TAGS: usa europe difference rnr
Rating: 1.85/5

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LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
America isnlt really like that... (no offense) confederates just make America look fat and up in the North 1 in 25 ppl r fat 4 in 100. besides if (they say) 1/3 of Amricns. r fat that also means 2/3 arn't.
Max - March 21, 2009, 12:35 pm
If I were starving on a desert island, I'd want the American girl...
Bonethrack - January 29, 2009, 5:29 pm
so true
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 7:37 am
It amuses me. There are more interesting 'conversations' on this site in the comments fields than any of the posters. And they rarely end up having anything to do with the poster's content.
Tony G - November 12, 2008, 2:17 am
this is way to funny its almost sad that you two fight over on a website
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:29 pm
You guys make me giggle..
Margaret - September 1, 2008, 1:29 am
Hi God ... uhmmm, where's my penis? I think you know why I'm asking.
God - August 31, 2008, 3:47 pm
You're so jealous. haha. Crushed you, big time.
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 3:21 pm
Yeah, you win the Lifetime Outcast award. With that, you'll be able to continue being a social pariah, cursed to never see the light of day from your basement. Congratulations.
God - August 31, 2008, 3:11 pm
haha.. I totally won again. I'm so awesome.
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 6:12 am
If there was a book written with my name in the title, I'd have known about it. Later.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 31, 2008, 5:52 am
Didn't Judy Blume write about you two in her classic book for teens, "Are You There God, It's Me, Captain Douchebag"?
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 5:46 am
There was never a fight. And even so, caring about Internet fights makes you a sad, sad person. I'm out.
God - August 31, 2008, 5:24 am
Ha, I win again.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 8:09 pm
Wait..I don't even believe you exist, so how..Eh, this could go on forever, I'm out.
God - August 30, 2008, 8:07 pm
I'm not. You're having them about me.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 7:21 pm
Stop having gay fantasies about me.
God - August 30, 2008, 6:12 pm
Nah, you just wanna fuck me or something.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 5:54 pm
Nah, you just set yourself up for it. Take your trollery elsewhere and 'own' some other 'noobs', or whatever it is you kids do.
God - August 30, 2008, 5:37 pm
You just let them provide you your internet handle. Yea, that's much cooler. How many times have I completely owned you? Like a thousand... must be why you follow me around and comment after all mine.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
I don't thank people I consider to be lesser than myself. Later.
God - August 30, 2008, 5:02 pm
Did you ever thank me for giving you your name, Douchebag?
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 3:54 pm
Gonna go ahead and put this out there..The God-Troll is back, everyone. Ignore it. That is all.
God - August 30, 2008, 3:16 pm
Is that why we kicked your sorry asses all over the Olympics?


PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)


TAGS: quantum weather butterfly papilio tempestae rnr global warming climate change
Rating: 1.5/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
F ake A nd G ay


SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.


TAGS: rnr google upskirt cubby
Rating: 3.46/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:23 pm
A timmies only chance of getting any kind of up skirt action.


TREKKIES - Decades of dog-breeding troubles finally paid off. a tribble.




~ TOMBRAIDER ~ - More then a decade in the making, still ignoring worldwide requests for one-handed game"play"


TAGS: tombraider lara croft one handed gameplay rnr
Rating: 2.96/5

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Weapon X - September 6, 2008, 12:38 am
Would be better if you made it two words like it's supposed to be...other than that, brilliant.
ax - August 25, 2008, 2:43 pm
brilliant


NOTHING SEEMS TO FIT - Raindrops keep fallin' on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me




TUNNEL ENTRANCE - All ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality




SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Nibiru, Global Warming, Monsters from the Dungeon Dimensions, ... For some the end is near For me: the best Dilbert ever




PAULINA - Who's gonna drive you home tonight


TAGS: cars drive paulina porizkova rnr
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 27, 2009, 9:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGVFK8VNGss
LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 3:59 pm
She is soooo freaking HOT and Ric Ocasek is soooo freaking eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!! I mean, WTF!?


BRECHT - Well, show me the way to the next Whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why




NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better.


TAGS: kate moss pete rnr
Rating: 2.45/5

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QUICK - Let's find Stallone to help us out of this broken tunnel


TAGS: broken tunnel sly stallone rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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Lolness - May 29, 2009, 4:24 pm
Someone did it :|


/ BLOODRAYNE / - The REAL reason why NAZI Germany lost the war.


TAGS: bloodrayne ww2 wwii war nazi germany rnr
Rating: 2.42/5

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untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 12:39 pm
im lucky i was in that war
yon - November 13, 2008, 12:34 am
hawt


CONTRAST - If you don't see it, you should adjust your monitor settings. Do NOT worry about the bricks




COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.




FACEPALM - one for every occasion




BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball Guns




FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath


TAGS: frankly dragon breath gone with the wind rnr
Rating: 2.23/5

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... - April 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
that´s actually true...I once read an interview with Vivien Leigh in which she said that Clark Gable´s breath stank so badly that she could hardly refrain from throwing up during the kissing scenes.


REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton)


TAGS: reality check michelle trachtenberg paris hilton rnr
Rating: 2.21/5

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Michelle Trachtenberg - January 14, 2009, 8:47 am
is fucking gorgeous
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 3:11 am
well narutarded if that really does happen pics or it never happened!
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:22 am
*but
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:21 am
Never say never, especially in Hollywood. She may not go for you little boys, bit I think she might just be happy with a woman like me.


BANNED COKE COMMERCIAL -


TAGS: banned coke commercial rnr
Rating: 2.19/5

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Enjoy - April 27, 2009, 1:41 pm
Filling in Coke - you do it right! Explosive Diaröh for the workx
WTF - April 15, 2009, 4:24 pm
Note the hip replacement on the left side of the image.
ieatbabies - September 14, 2008, 2:26 am
drinking coke....your doi it wrong


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